Do The Police Really Protect Us From Everything?

I recently read in my newspaper where a man had gone to his Police Department complaining that he had been sold some Bad Marijuana.

A Police Department spokesman was quoted as saying there was an investigation of the complaining man in process on a charge of “Possession of a Counterfeit Controlled Substance”.

You think I am making up more “facts” do you not? It is a fact that I have not made up anything you have read above.

Below I will make stuff up … Or will I?

Headlines of the Future…

• Angry Man Returns Box Of Dynamite To Hardware Store Complaining That It Had Not Blown Up City Hall.

• Despondent Would-Be Shooter, “I Thought I was Really Going To Wreak Havoc In The Bowling Alley Last Night But My AK47 Jammed. Can I sue the Russians?”

Just is case you still do not believe me, I will say it again, the First Two Paragraphs of this Foolishness…Or Is It? were not made up. The following is a quote from the news article, “the incident remains under investigation and the man could face a charge of possessing a counterfeit controlled substance”.

Would I kid u?