“I’m Going To Disneyland!”
He gave that answer because he was paid a lot of
money to give that answer and because everyone knows Disneyland is the Happiest Place on Earth...Or is it?
Fella is here to tell you there are other Happy Places where you can be Happier than Disneyland...
Ø Happy Commercial People...No matter how
dire their circumstance or the diseases they are suffering through the people
in TV Commercials are portrayed as Happy People. If they are not happy at the
start of the Commercial they are certainly happy at the end of the commercial
after they have been shot with, swallowed or fondled the sponsor’s product. 
Ø Exercise Bikes...Riding one of those Torture Machines cannot be a
happy place to be but all these sweaty people are always shown as Smiling Happy
People being happy while they are trying to keep their hearts from attacking
them.
Ø The Balcony above the New York Stock
Exchange...At the Closing Bell this overlook is always populated with
Delirious Happy People clapping as fast as they can clap. The trading day they
are celebrating may have been the worst day in the history of the Exchange and
dirt poor investors are bouncing off of taxi cabs all over New York City but
it makes no never mind to the Happy Balcony People because they are having a great
time.
This guy below may be happy but knowing he is out there in the world is frightening to Fella. As long as he has that thing wrapped around his neck he is happy but you can be certain Fella will pull over and let him drive past me every time I see him in my rear view mirror wearing his Happy Head Gear...
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
