I made contact with “Wearing Face Masks R Us” and made a proposal that they pay me $0.25 for every time I see a Fellow American Face Mask Wearer walking around with a Face Mask that only covers his Chin.
At first they turned me down but then I was pleased to hear them say, “You know, we can do that for you. We just noticed that we have received $10 Million from COVID-19 Stimulus Package #17 and we have no idea why we got it, so we might as well pass a couple of million dollars onto you. You seem like a Nicefella”.
Being a Smartfella is important but being a Nicefella is where the Big Bucks are!
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
