If you are like me, you are covered up in solicitations for Political Donations. They come at me in the form of Emails, Text Messages and the U.S. Mail. I am in fear that my shredder is going to explode from overuse.
Next thing you know, I’m going to find an exhausted Carrier Pigeon
trying to catch its little breath on my front porch having just arrived with a
mail bag that is bigger than he is. 
Yesterday I received a piece of mail where the envelope had a large stamp on it that read...Final Election Notification.
Dare I hope this is true?
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
Lagniappe: I forgot one (I'm old)...
