Having said it before, I’ll say it again, “Don’t Believe What You Find On The Internet, Unless You Want To”.
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We all know that Blueberries are good for us. Beside the
fact that the Blueberry Salesman tells us this is true, we can also find abundant
proof on the Internet that this is true.
According To The Internet, Here Are Some Of The Health
Benefits of Blueberries...
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You May Reduce Your Risk of Chronic Disease
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You May Have Lower Blood Pressure and
Cholesterol
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You May Have Better Cognitive Function
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You May Recover From Your Workouts More Quickly
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You May Improve Your Vision
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You May Have Better Digestion
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You May Improve Your Skin Health
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You May Reduce Chronic Inflammation
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You May Get Fewer Infections
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You May Have More Stable Blood Sugar
The late Peggy Lee is visiting with me today and as she
overlooked my shoulder at the above list of Blueberries’ Health Benefits she
softly said (she always speaks softly), “Is The All
There Is but what else could there be? That is about everything one would want
to worry about when it comes to worrying about health. There is no doubt
Blueberries are Good For You and you ought to eat lots of them and you ought to
eat them every day!” (Have you ever noticed that when you type Soft Speak it comes
out smaller?)
To this I softly said (I always find I speak softly back at
her when we speak)... “Is
that all there is?”
So, Peggy and I set about researching the Internet to see if
it were possible to find one thing bad about Blueberries.
We found one thing and another one thing and... You get my
drift. The Internet always finds the Good, The Bad and The Ugly about
everything.
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According To The
Internet, Here Are Some Of The Bad Things That Can Happen To You From Eating
Blueberries...
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You May Get Diarrhea
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You May Get Constipated (Go back and read the
first bullet point above. Don’t you find that strange?)
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You May Start Pooping Green
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You May Get Bloated
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You May Get Gas
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You May Get Other GI Symptoms
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You May Get Blood Clots
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You May Get Teeth Stains
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You May Develop Hypoglycemia
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You May Develop Allergic Reactions
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You May Get Nausea
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You May Start Vomiting
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You May Develop Acid Reflux
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You May Get A Runny Nose
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You May Develop A Rash
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You May Get Headaches
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You May Increase Your Risk of Kidney Stones
Peggy softly said, “Wow!”
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Here’s Rule Number Only when you are searching the
Internet...
While Searching The Internet, If You Immediately Find What You Want To Believe Is True,
Stop Searching The Internet.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
