Friday, November 07, 2025

I Know How to Prevent a Government Shutdown from Starting, And If One Somehow Got Started by Accident, I Know How to Get It Shut Down So Quickly History Will Never Know It Got Started Accidently

 

It’s a 3 Step Process but the 1st Step and the 2nd Step are the only ones that count, so forget I said anything about Step 3.

Step 1: Congress Will Not Get Paid for as long as the Shutdown Lasts.

Step 2: Congress Will Not Get Reimbursed for the time that the Shutdown was Shut Down after the Shutdown is over.

Do you see why Step 3 was thrown into the ashbin of history?

Would I kid u?

Smartfella


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Smartfella, you nailed it. Congress is like writing a diet plan that says “stop eating cake” and “burn the bakery,” then acting shocked when nothing changes. No wonder we’re buried in good ideas and unpaid interns. Would they mess with us? Hell no…they’d just send the bill for the punchline. Keep throwing truth around!!

Anonymous said...

I am pretty certain you have the answer!

Anonymous said...

Agree.

Ludwig said...

Alas, Congress must pass such a law to withhold pay. They never will.