Thursday, March 05, 2020

Adapting To The Coronavirus Panic


Just in case you are planning to head out to Walmart or Target or the Grocery Store in the morning to stock up on Hand Sanitizer I am here to help you find the exact location inside the store used for stocking your life-saving Hand Sanitizer.


There are 2 things that will show you where to go as soon as you enter the store…
  • Start looking around the store for a large crowd of people. It won’t take long because the large crowd of people will be very large.
  • The shelf that the large crowd is gathered around is certain to be the location where the store displays their offering of Hand Sanitizer.

I will give you 2 other hints that you have found the right location…
  • Not one single bottle of Hand sanitizer will be on the shelves.
  • The Large Crowd staring at the empty shelves will be Weeping and Gnashing their teeth.
Prepare yourself. It is going to be an awful sight to behold.


Would I kid u?

Smartfella


Lagniappe: There is hope. As you leave the store you will have a chance to buy a $.98 bottle of Hand Sanitizer from an Early Bird Entrepreneurial Shopper for $10. Yes, he will be smiling.