Wednesday, May 11, 2022

The Most Important Issue in the Upcoming Mid-Term Election Is Going to Be the High Price of Gasoline...Or is it?


I once wrote a Blog Posting that told you about the Smartest Man in the History of the World for All Time. I’m not sure where that guy is today, but if he were here with Fella today, I am certain he would agree with Fella when Fella says, “The voters are talking about the high price of gasoline but they really don’t care about the high price of gasoline!”

Did I just hear you dare me to prove it? Oh ye of little faith. OK, here we go...

The people who do polling get all excited when they get a poll that gets over 50%. They contend that this is Conclusive Proof and they expect you to hear and believe because they have a 51% (or higher) response to their polling.

Well Fella has done a poll of his own and his poll has come up with a 100% finding, therefore, That’s The Name of That Tune, That’s How the Cow Eat the Cabbage or That’s All She Wrote...

'That's All She Wrote', recorded by Ernest Tubb and published in sheet music form in 1942:

I got a letter from my mama, just a line or two
She said listen daddy your good girl's leavin' you
That's all she wrote - didn't write no more
She'd left the gloom a hanging round my front door.

[If you want to hear it, and it is a classic of the country music genre, follow this link to YouTube.]

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Now that I have that out of the way, I will tell you the Rest of the Story...

Ø I pulled up behind a lady at Costco’s gasoline filling station who had just started filling up her Buick.

Ø I had time to waste so I got out of my car and walked up to the Buick Pumping Lady and asked, “What’s the price?”

Ø She said to me without turning to look at the pump, “I don’t know”.

There it is! There’s your proof! There is a Fella Poll that comes in with a conclusive 100% result! The Good Ole USofA’s Voters really do not care because they gotta pay whatever they (whoever they are) tell them they gotta pay!

That’s All She Wrote. 😒

Would I kid u?

Smartfella