Sunday, August 02, 2020

All Is Lost! The Wheels Are Off The Wagon! The FauciVirus Has Won!

I just read the Devastating News!

If I told you that the FauciVirus is increasing by more than 4,000%, you would agree with me the Subject of this Blog Posting...Or would u?

Oh yea, I forgot to tell you the worst news. I got this awful news from the Internet, so you know it is true!...Or is it?

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Thanks our lucky starts the Late Paul Harvey is visiting me in my Computer Cave today and he has directed me to tell you The Rest of the Story...

Here is the quote from the Internet article that gave us this Devastating News:

In northeast Louisiana's Madison Parish, the summer spike brought 133 new coronavirus cases in the worst week in June, an increase of more than 4,000% over the three cases reported during the worst week of April's peak.

  • According to the 2010 Census there were 12,093 people living in Madison Parish, Louisiana.
  • If we divide 133 New Cases by 12,093 Population we get 0.01099809807326552551062598197304225585.
    >Father Hatrel told me to move the decimal place 2 to the right to get the percentage... 1.099809807326552551062598197304225585% (Is that better?)
  • The article does not tell us how many of the 133 new cases have resulted in death but I did find out elsewhere that, as of July 29, there were only 6 Total Deaths in the parish since Doctor Fauci attacked us in February.
  • If we divide 6 Total Deaths by 12,093 Population we get 0.00049615480029769288017861572810716943.
    >Father Hatrel told me to move the decimal place 2 to the right to get the percentage... .049615480029769288017861572810716943% (Is that better?)

I apologize for not having a Premium Calculator so I could have carried the above 2 calculations out to a more precise number of Decimal Places.

In case you want to cancel your subscription to the publication that chooses to make such a Devastating Mountain out of such an Insignificant Molehill, this Foolishness came to us from USA Today.

Here is the link to the whole article...https://www.usatoday.com/in-depth/news/2020/08/01/louisiana-second-covid-19-wave-worse-than-first-no-1-per-capita/5558862002/

Would I kid u?

Smartfella