If I were in charge of the USPS my phone call the other day to the USPS would not have gone like this...
Ø I punched phone prompts for over 5 minutes.
Ø I had to jump through 5 different sets of phone prompts.
Ø At the end of the 5 minutes of frustrating punching the USPS Phone Computer said to me, “Hey, dummy, you called on a holiday. We are closed today because it is a holiday, dummy. Call back when it is not a holiday, dummy.”
Ø Ok I embellished the prior Bullet Point...It was a lot briefer than that. It simply said, “We are closed today. Call back during regular business hours.”
That’s what it really said but I know what USPS Phone Computer was thinking. It was thinking I was a dummy.
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If I were in charge of the USPS, my phone call to the USPS would have been very short because in the very beginning I would have been told that they were closed and the Herculean Effort to make me Phone Punch Drunk would not have taken place.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
