The people around me seem to have the uncanny ability to drive with their heads tilted downward into their laps. Time after time I see them pull up next to me at traffic lights with their heads tilted downward into their laps. The whole time they are waiting for the light to change their heads are tilted downward into their laps. After the light changes they drive through the traffic light with their heads tilted downward into their laps.
What they are doing can be described as foolish, unnecessary, silly, not smart and so on. What’s that you just said? Did you say you are offended because you drive with your head tilted downward into your lap?
At this point I’m supposed to say I am sorry I offended you but I’m really don’t wanna do that because you are really being foolish, however, you might stop reading my Blog. OK, I’m sorry I offended you. I know you can’t help yourself. You are obsessed with the need to know what all of the people you know are doing at all times. I understand how badly you would feel if one of your fellow twits told you he had eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch and you were not there (so to speak) to share in that tidbit of information.
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From my Fella's Think About It Department...
It is a fact of nature that eventually things that do not get used will become fixed into place and things that are used become bigger and stronger. When the archaeologists of the distant future dig us up they will find skeletons with necks fixed permanently downward toward their navels and gigantic thumbs.
They are going to be very confused about what they uncover. If you were there you would know why their necks are fixed in place and why their thumbs are so big but you won’t be there so...
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
