The No Weight Loss Diet

Error: Actually published 7/28/2013

I say the heck with all those “miracle” weight loss diets. My No Weight Loss Diet’s simplicity is its beauty...

• Go to the gym on a regular basis.
• As you drive to the gym, eat a Klondike Ice Cream Bar (I prefer all chocolate).

That’s it. You won’t gain weight and you won’t lose weight but you will feel like you lost weight because you went to the gym.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

(105)

Lagniappe: I do not understand why anyone bothered to invent any other flavor of ice cream once Chocolate Ice Cream had been invented.

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