I’m sure you already know what the first
biggest waste of money is, but just in case you are a bit off your game today,
I’ll tell you what the first one is…
The First Biggest Waste of Money Is Porch
Furniture
Everybody buys Porch Furniture for their
porch, but no one sits on their Porch Furniture on their porch.
You, of course, know the reason why no one
sits on their Porch Furniture, but since you are a bit off your game today,
I’ll tell you…
It’s
because there are two things inside their house that are not outside their
house on their porch…TV and Air Conditioning
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The Second Biggest Waste of Money Are
Ballistic Missiles and Drones
Ballistic missiles and drones are expensive,
but they are worth every penny because do great damage to those that the
shooters shoot them at…Or do they?
Here is an excerpt from a recent news article
about the big dustup currently going on in the Middle East…
“The Kuwaiti Army says it has intercepted
hostile ballistic missiles and drones that Iran launched against them. There
were 42 ballistic missiles launched. Of the 42 ballistic missiles and drones launched
at them, 40 were knocked down by Kuwaiti defenses. One got through and knocked
over a food cart and scared the heck out of the cart pusher who was treated for
a severely bruised right elbow. The other landed in an empty soccer stadium and
damaged one of the stadium’s entrances. Stadium officials said they will be
able to handle the large crowd expected for the big match this coming weekend
by utilizing the stadium’s 27 other undamaged entrances.”
Fella has an idea for Iran’s crack ballistic missile
and drone launchers…Rocks. I’ve seen on TV that there are a lot of rocks
laying around all over the Middle East. A whole mess of rocks would cost a lot
less than a whole mess of ballistic missiles and drones and it appears they
would do about as much damage as a whole mess of ballistic missiles and drones.
I would send them a text message and pass on
my money saving idea but I’m thinking they would not listen to me. They don’t
listen to anybody. They did not listen to Alexander The Great when he told
them, “Now cut that out or I’m going to stop being such a nice guy”.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
Lagniappe: OK, I admit I made up recent news article excerpt
about Kuwaiti…Or did I?
