This is from my own recent Motel Experience...
Ø I walked into the Motel Lobby and saw several dogs. Most were barking but only one of them was urinating.
Ø I was behind a Person Checking In With His Dog and overheard the Check-In Clerk Person tell Person Checking In With His Dog that they would love to have his dog As A Guest.
Ø He said the up-charge for the dog guest would be only $10.
Ø The Person Checking In With His Dog said he would pay the exorbitant up-charge but he would be writing a letter to his congressman as soon as he got home about this blatant rip-off charge levied against a Member of His Family.
Ø The Check-In Clerk Person kept smiling as he informed the Dog Person that the motel was computerized and every time his dog barked after 10pm there would be a $5 Dog Disturbance Charge placed on his bill.
Ø The Person Checking In With His Dog went berserk and started shouting something about Dog Discrimination and saying he was not going to wait till he got home to write a letter to his congressman but he would be texting his congressman as soon as he got into his room.
Ø The dog was looking at his shouting caretaker with great pride. I have the ability to read dog minds and this Fido was thinking, “You go get him caretaker! Sic ‘em!”
Ø During the night I heard several dogs barking outside my not-sound-proof room door and I thought to my groggy self, “This hotel is making a fortune in Dog Up-Charges!”
Ø The
next morning I stepped in a Doggie Deposit as I made to turn into where they
keep the elevators. There was Person Checking In With His Dog from yesterday
and his dog. I said, “Did your dog do
that?” The Person Checking In With His Dog defiantly responded, “It’s not Rufus’ fault. This rip-off
not-dog-friendly motel does not have any of those plastic bag dispensers in the
hallways every 20 feet like the Waldorf Astoria does!”
All of this made me certain that the factory that used to manufacture “No Dogs Allowed” signs would not be re-opening anytime soon.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
