I saw an ad in today’s newspaper for a Hearing Aid Device. Here is what the ad promised:
- You will be able to hear pins drop.
- It is so small it is barely visible.
- It has an Advanced Micro-Chip that gives you remarkable sound quality.
- You will be able to hear every sound loud and clear.
- You will be able to listen to TV and hear everything.
- It is great at the movies and in live theaters.
- You will hear all of nature’s sounds.
- You will be able to participate in conversations without missing a word.
- You will be able to hear what others are saying – even if they are far away.
Does that sound (read) great?
Must cost a fortune! Cost is the reason for this Foolishness…Or Is It?. This wonderful hearing aid cost only $9.95 per ear!
Too hard to believe? The advertiser has a very good explanation why it is so cheap…
“We cut away unnecessary middlemen and sell directly to you.”
There you have it. This is the reason why things cost so much. It is the evil middleman! This dastardly fellow has taken the cost of hearing aids from $9.95 to $3699.99 per ear! That’s quite a markup!
If we could just get our 9% Approval Rating Congress to hold some hearings and pass some laws about this awful situation, we could all be happily watching really inexpensive Big Screen TVs, using I-Thingies of all kinds and feeling the beat of life-saving New Heart Valves for mere pittances.
Would I kid u?
