I saw where the former first string quarterback of the LSU Tigers has received a Death Threat over Social Media for the transgression (in the mind of the mental midget who socially made the social threat) of trying his best but his best was not good enough (in the mind of the mental midget who socially made the social threat).
Too bad Social Media was not around a few decades ago when this midget could have made more meaningful use of his Smartphone Pecking Skills...
Dear Mister Hitler,
I understand you have been killing millions of Jews, Catholics, Gypsies and Handicapped People. You are a terrible person and I am going to come over there and kill you.
Sincerely,
Mental Midget from the Future
Now that would have been a Tweet worth Tweeting!
Instead we have this kind of idiocy being transmitted through Social Media...
Dear Mister Quarterback,
I saw you miss the wide open receiver. I’m going to kill you.
Sincerely,
Mental Midget Long Time Fan
(Or should that be, Long Time Mental Midget Fan?)
The Late Paul Harvey just came into my computer pecking room and told me to tell my dear readers that the wide open receiver ran the wrong route.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
Lagniappe: Say a prayer that the LSU Quarterback pays as much attention to this threat as Hitler would have paid to his.
