Monday, December 27, 2021

.84 Ounces Is A Lot!

If Big Tiny Little, Jr. were still alive he might be able to explain this Blog Posting to us but he ain’t so he can’t but he can still play the piano for us...https://youtu.be/edTBZXy5jIs

This is what is contained in a .84 ounce Millville Chewy Chocolate Chip Food Bar...

Ingredients: Granola (Whole Grain Rolled Oats, Whole Grain Brown Rice, Sugar, Whole Grain Wheat Flakes, High Oleic Granola Oil, Molasses, Enriched Wheat [Wheat Flour, Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid], Sodium Bicarbonate, Nonfat Dry Milk, Soy Lecithin), Corn Syrup, Semi Sweet Chocolate Drops (Sugar, Chocolate Liquor, Cocoa Butter, Soy Lecithin, Salt, Vanilla Extract), Whole Grain Brown Rice Flour, Sugar, Corn Syrup Solids, Glycerin, Coconut, Palm Oil, Invert Sugar, Contains Less Than 2% Of: Calcium Carbonate, Molasses, Soy Lecithin, Salt, Citric Acid, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Mixed Tocopherols (For Freshness), Caramel Color, Prune Juice Concentrate, Contains: Coconut, Milk, Soy Wheat. (The Chewy People did The Bolding.)

How did they get all that into .84 Ounces of imitation candy?

It is as much of a mystery as all those NBA Basketball Players who say they deserve a Bigger Contract than their Current Gargantuan Contract because they gave 120%. (Fella did the Bolding.)

Would I kid u?

Smartfella