Don’t let the Dire News Headlines scare you.
The weather is cold outside because It Is Winter!
Reports have been coming in from many different usually reliable unnamed sources speaking on the condition of anonymity that this has never happened before but this time they may be proving to be unreliable reliable anonymous sources.
Scientific research is revealing that cold weather has actually happened many times in the past with the most recent occurrence being Last Winter!
Would I kid u?
Smartfella