We all know how talented Paris Hilton is ... Or do we?
One thing I know for sure is she is a Celebrity and we just love Celebrities!
A few days ago she was arrested again. This time it involved marijuana and cocaine.
In an article that reported her latest run in with the law, she is referred to as a “Celebrity Socialite”. We all, of course, know her to be a Celebrity and we most certainly know she is a Socialite. I must confess, I do not know which is higher on the Worship Scale ... Celebrity or Socialite but “Celebrity Socialite” certainly must be more important than the stand-alone title of either one of them.
Another thing I noticed (I notice a lot. It’s a curse), the article says that, if she is convicted, she faces Probation. This confuses me. I always thought that Probation came after a person had been convicted and had served their time in the clink.
I guess it must be different for Celebrity Socialites. They must have one of those (jewel encrusted) Monopoly Cards that says, “Get Out of Jail Free”. They simply show their card and go straight to Probation.
You know, I feel a lot better now that I have figured this one out.
Would I kid u?
