The Internet is telling me this kind of information about Nancy Mace but Is This Kind of Information Really Important?...
Ø Nancy
Mace is a single mom of two children ages 13 and 16. She also has two cats,
Tyler and Tiger, and a puppy named Liberty.
>>>Is this must know stuff?
>>>So she has 2 cats, so what?
>>>Now that I know she has 2 cats, do I really need to know their names?
>>>I am told she also has a puppy.
>>>Is this must know stuff?
>>>Now that I know she has a puppy would I be inclined to vote for her
if I lived in her district?
>>>The answer is a resounding “Yes” because I am told her puppy is Patriotic.
>>>If she had a puppy named something like Fido, I would not be
inclined to give her my support but any Congresswoman who is patriotic enough
to name her puppy a patriotic enough name like “Liberty” is deserving of my
support!...Or is she?
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The Internet is talking about her being a VP Candidate with Trump. Fella thinks they ought to wait till she has been around for more than 2.5 years because she has only been in the House of Representatives since January 3, 2021.
At bottom of page the Internet sent me to it says:
“Searches related to Nancy Mace”
Here is what the
Internet thinks is “important” for us to know...
Ø Nancy Mace's Bra Size
Ø Nancy Mace's Measurements
Ø Nancy Mace's Body Stats
Her physique is roughly 37-28-36 inches, her bra size is 35B, her dress size is 4, and her shoe size is 7.
This is a lot of incoming “important” information for the voters in her district to take in! There ought to be a law that cuts down on this sheer Avalanche of Silly Information.
The American Voter’s Mind can only adsorb so much before it reaches its elastic limit! Actually there may be light at the end of this silly tunnel. Football Season is about to start and the Internet will be paying no never mind to Nancy and her Bra Size for many months to come.
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After Football is over the Internet will probably change to this kind of Silly Information...
Ø An intrepid reporter who was looking into Representative Mace’s living room window when the Star Spangled Banner was being played before a Football Game captured photographic evidence that this Imitation Patriot Puppy is not patriotic at all because he did not even stand up during the playing of our national anthem.
Ø Representative Mace has vaulted from Possible VP Candidate to Presumptive VP Candidate because, enough time has passed since Football Season started, that she has now been in the House of Representatives for over 3 years and that is considered by the voters of the Good Ole USofA to be enough time to know everything about everything going on in Congress and the World.
What more proof do we need to know that she is now a Presumptive Candidate for VP than to see the News Media scurrying all over everywhere trying to dig up dirt on her?
At first Nancy's Kindergarten Teacher was excited to see the reporters all over her front lawn but she has now changed her mind. Yesterday’s Breaking News was this quote from her, “Ah come on, man! When that reporter asked me to tell him what her Bra Size was when she was in my class I knew things were out of control. I know Silly when I see it!”
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
