Today is Black Friday.
Tomorrow is Small Business Saturday.
Monday is Cyber Monday.
Do I have to do them all?
If I don’t do them all, will they know?
If I don’t do them all, am I subject to a penalty of some kind?
What if I don’t need anything?
Am I allowed to not need anything?
If I don’t need anything, am I subject to a penalty of some kind?
What do we do on Tuesday?
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
Lagniappe:
My newspaper just told me that Tuesday is #GivingTuesday (Charitable Donations).
What do we do on Wednesday?