Today is Black Friday.
Tomorrow is Small Business Saturday.
Monday is Cyber Monday.
Do I have to do them all?
If I don’t do them all, will they know?
If I don’t do them all, am I subject to a penalty of some kind?
What if I don’t need anything?
Am I allowed to not need anything?
If I don’t need anything, am I subject to a penalty of some kind?
What do we do on Tuesday?
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
Lagniappe:
My newspaper just told me that Tuesday is #GivingTuesday (Charitable Donations).
What do we do on Wednesday?
3 comments:
Hey, forget about Black Friday Day, but I can highly recommend "Have a Pizza Day"..... one of my favorite days of the year!!!
IT IS OVER MY PAY GRADE TO DECIDE IMPORTANT ISSUES SUCH AS THOSE YOU OFFERED TODAY. I HAVE USED MY BRAIN CELLS QUOTA EARLY THIS AM BY GOING TO PET SMART WHICH OPEN AT 7AM TODAY RATHER THAN 9AM BECAUSE IT IS BLACK FRIDAY. I NEEDED HER REGULAR DOG FOOD AND HAD AN EMAIL THIS AM FOR BLACK FRIDAY WITH ONE ITEM SHOWN WAS HER FOOD IN HER FLAVOR. PICKED IT UP AND WENT TO REGISTER WHERE IT RANG UP W/TAX AT $51.00+ PLUS CHANGE. NORMALLY ABOUT $40.00 PLUS CHANGE. I TOOK A CHANCE AND ASKED THE YOUNG MAN TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY MY EMAIL SENT THIS AM IT WAS $37.00 PLUS. THE DANGER WAS I WAS HOLDING UP THE LINE FILLED WITH OWNERS BUYING SANTA CLAUS SUITS AND ELVES SHOES, AND OTHER CLOTHING ITEMS ALONG WITH 30 POUND BOXES OF MILK BONES ALL OF WHICH WERE 50% OFF AND THEY ALL HAD OTHER STOPS TO MAKE. THEY STARTED WHISPERING THE OLD FART WAS HOLDING UP THE LINE BUT WHEN I SAID I MAY BE PACKING THEY HUSHED. THE CASHIER ASKED WHAT WAS THE INTERNET PRICE AND I TOLD HIM SO THAT IS WHAT HE CHARGED ME. SAVED SOME $ AND THE GIRL BEHIND ME ASKED WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO WITH IT AND SAID IF IT WAS UP TO ME I WOULD GET MORE AMMO OR ANOTHER BIBLE BUT WOULD HAVE TO CHECK WITH MY DOG FOR HER SUGGESTIONS. MY FIRST BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING EXPERIENCE A SUCCESS. THE CASHIER ALSO TOLD ME CLOTHES FOR PETS WAS A 3 BILLION MARKET SO I OBTAINED CHANGE AND KNOWLEDGE. JUST THINK IF I ASKED ANY OF THEM IF THEY HAD VOTED FOR THE DONALD.
This one is easy. If you don’t participate, they will know . . . to redouble their efforts.
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