Did you just say to Fella you would be happy to be happy
if you could see people who are someway somehow happy and then you would just
do what they do and be happy like they are happy.
Fella is here to tell you that you are not paying
attention. You see happy people every day (provided you watch TV every day).
I’m talking about TV Commercials! All people in TV Commercials are happy…
- Overweight (used to be known as fat) people are happily dancing down the middle of streets. In that TV Commercial the dancing people are still fat but they are happy because they have been told they are going to be not fat once they take the sponsor’s pills or self-injection shots for a couple of years.
- Even people with cancer are happy because they have been told they are not going to have cancer once they take the sponsor’s pills or self-injection shots for a couple of years.
- People who own dogs are really happy even though they have
been told that caring for and maintaining a dog to the age of 14 is going to
cost them a whole bunch of money…
>>>Medical Expenses, Food & Nutrition, Grooming, Equipment & Supplies & Additional Expenses (whatever that is).
>>> Total Annual Cost for a Medium Dog (26-60 lbs.) is $5,150 X 14 years = $72,100.
Do you get my drift? My drift is…Go Live In A
Commercial!
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
Lagniappe: Useless but interesting information…Ever been so mad you tossed someone out a window? In 1618, Prague Protestants did just that—throwing two Catholic officials from a castle window. Their dramatic exit didn’t claim their lives (thanks to manure), but it did launch the catastrophic Thirty Years’ War.
