Are you letting Sheltering in Place drive you crazy? I have a sure fire way to get yourself back to your Pre-Coronavirus State of Sanity...Or do I?
If you don’t have a dog, get yourself a dog. Then you can spend all your waking hours reading dog related I Can’t Believe I Just Wasted All That Time Reading All This Doggie Information information .
If you already have a dog, you probably are unemployed because you were spending all your time reading all that Doggie Information and your productivity fell off dramatically and you got fired.
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OK, I don’t have a dog so I can’t walk in your Dog Obsessive Shoes and I can’t understand how cute your dog(s) is(are).
At least do this... Read through the Internet Headlines I am about to paste below and take a moment to think about these thought starters...
Ø After I am gone, do I want to be remembered by my neighbors as, That Guy Who Was Always Bending Over and Picking Up His Dog’s Poop While His Dog Was Watching Him and Thinking, “Who was it said that you are the superior being?”.
Ø I wonder where my bad back came from?
Ø Maybe I should I take up bowling?
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Educational
Information about Your Dog...
Ø Normal, Soft, Runny and More: What Your Dog’s Poop Tells You.
Ø Dog Poop Disposal – Where Do You Put Yours?
Ø 6 Things Your Dog's Poop Can Tell You About Its Health.
Ø What Are the Causes of Black Dog Poop?
Ø How Often Should A Dog Poop?
Ø What should dog poop look like?
Ø Dog poop shape.
Ø Dog poop size.
Ø What’s in my dog’s poop?
Ø Dog poop consistency.
Ø Causes of dog constipation.
Ø Dog
poop color chart.
Ø Chocolate
brown dog poop.
Ø Green
dog poop.
Ø Orange
or yellow dog poop.
Ø Red
streaks in dog poop.
Ø Black
dog poop.
Ø Greasy
and grey dog poop.
Ø White spots in dog poop.
Ø There
is blood in my dog's poop, what should I do?
Ø Why
does my dog eat poop?
Ø Why
is my dog scooting on his bum?
Ø Why
does my dog’s poop change after he starts a new food?
Ø My dog has had diarrhea from the day I've got him, is this normal?
Ø My dog ate something on its walk, should I expect to see loose stools?
Are you deluding yourself? I can’t answer that question for you but I can tell you if you think I copied and pasted all Dog Poop Headlines that were available on the Internet, you are deluding yourself. I just touched the surface.
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That is enough about Dog Poop. Here is some Crime Related or Near Crime Related Doggie Headlines...
Ø Colorado woman, 21, killed after argument over pooping dog leads to shooting.
Ø Georgia man shoots dead neighbor and his dog because he believed the dog was defecating in his yard.
Ø Oregon man who targeted ex-friend with dog poop bomb avoids prison.
Ø Neighbor Accused Of Dog Poop Murder Claims Self Defense.
Ø Dog poop ‘prank’ leads to road rage, attack on innocent teens, California police say.
Ø Police: Argument over dog poop leads to Kentucky shooting.
Ø NASA Exec, 52, Charged in Shooting Death of Neighbor, 24, During Dispute Over Dog Poop.
Ø Dad of allergic child at 'wits' end' over owners who break rules and take dogs on Broughty Ferry Beach.
Ø A dog scared my son, another dog pissed on his toys.
Ø Dogs ate all our chickens.
Ø Some worthless mutt ran up on our picnic and ate our food.
If you think I copied and pasted all the Crime Related or Near Crime Related Doggie Headlines that are available on the Internet, you are deluding yourself.
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Where are we? Here is probably where we are...
Ø You are mad at me for writing this Blog Posting.
Ø You are not about to give up your Dog(s).
Ø You love your dog(s) more than when you started reading this Blog Posting.
Ø I am not about to become a Dog(s) Owner any time soon.
Ø You are mad at me for writing this Blog Posting.
It looks like a standoff.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
