It is my hope that, once you have read this Foolishness, you will want to join me in my Movement.
I have recently become aware of a Scourge that is killing one of my Fellow Americans every 3 Days and no one is paying this Ongoing Humanitarian Disaster a single No Never Mind (whatever that is).
This National Unawareness needs to change and I intend to be the Driving Force behind that change.
I have been in contact with a Shadowy Bulgarian Billionaire who has more money than he knows what to do with (All Shadowy Bulgarian Billionaires have this “problem”) and he has pledged his full support for whatever course of action I decide to take to make this right.
I am already in Full Frenzied Action Mode because I know that I am going to be the catalyst that will save 121.7 Lives a Year (1 every 3 days) and prevent 94,570 Injuries a Year (one every 6 minutes).
I hope you are ready to join me in my quest and I don’t need your money because I have my Shadowy Bulgarian Billionaire’s Financial Support but you can make change happen by joining me on the Picket Line.
Oops! My Bulgarian just told me I don’t need you on the Picket Line either because he has a full stable of protestors all over the Good Ole USofA ready to demonstrate as soon as he Tweets.
Since I am still in my Full Frenzied Action Mode, I told him I will get to work on a Training Program to convey to the demonstrators the significance of the issues we face and get them motivated to deliver believable and sincere protest demonstrations.
My Bulgarian looked at me with sustain and anger and told me that he was a professional instigator and he only employed professional demonstrations. There was no need to train his demonstrators because he pays them well and past attempts to train them about what they are demonstrating about has only served to confused them.
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Did I forget to tell what has sent me into this frenzy? Here it is...
I was walking to the rest room in Costco the other day and I noticed this poster in the Employee Only You Can’t Go In There Area...
(This is further proof that I am a Prodigious Noticer.)
I don’t like to tell my Dear Readers what to do but may I suggest that the next time you see a Fork Lift Truck run for you lives!
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
