It is my hope that, once you have read this Foolishness, you will want to join me in my Movement.
I have recently become aware of a Scourge that is killing one of my Fellow Americans every 3 Days and no one is paying this Ongoing Humanitarian Disaster a single No Never Mind (whatever that is).
This National Unawareness needs to change and I intend to be the Driving Force behind that change.
I have been in contact with a Shadowy Bulgarian Billionaire who has more money than he knows what to do with (All Shadowy Bulgarian Billionaires have this “problem”) and he has pledged his full support for whatever course of action I decide to take to make this right.
I am already in Full Frenzied Action Mode because I know that I am going to be the catalyst that will save 121.7 Lives a Year (1 every 3 days) and prevent 94,570 Injuries a Year (one every 6 minutes).
I hope you are ready to join me in my quest and I don’t need your money because I have my Shadowy Bulgarian Billionaire’s Financial Support but you can make change happen by joining me on the Picket Line.
Oops! My Bulgarian just told me I don’t need you on the Picket Line either because he has a full stable of protestors all over the Good Ole USofA ready to demonstrate as soon as he Tweets.
Since I am still in my Full Frenzied Action Mode, I told him I will get to work on a Training Program to convey to the demonstrators the significance of the issues we face and get them motivated to deliver believable and sincere protest demonstrations.
My Bulgarian looked at me with sustain and anger and told me that he was a professional instigator and he only employed professional demonstrations. There was no need to train his demonstrators because he pays them well and past attempts to train them about what they are demonstrating about has only served to confused them.
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Did I forget to tell what has sent me into this frenzy? Here it is...
I was walking to the rest room in Costco the other day and I noticed this poster in the Employee Only You Can’t Go In There Area...
(This is further proof that I am a Prodigious Noticer.)
I don’t like to tell my Dear Readers what to do but may I suggest that the next time you see a Fork Lift Truck run for you lives!
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
2 comments:
OH the humanity... I stand with you ... BAN FORKLIFTS ... We have to do something about these deadly forklift accidents plaguing our country. Do we really need forklifts on the job site?? I am calling for a safer and saner approach to lifting and moving heavy objects. Next it will be our children and grandchildren bearing the brunt of this social outrage. I am calling on the FBI to investigate this heinous work place abuse of our poor working families. Throw out and ruin the reputations of the managers and owners supplying those deadly job opportunity in those awful work places where our blue-collar heroes (or heroine) slave under inhuman conditions to meet the monthly payment on their house, cars, kids college tuition, cruises, evening out. ... I'm Sorry I got carried away in rising to your call...but as thing are now I can envision it happening.
I am in full support of your cause. As a matter of fact I try to have at least one movement per day. I am going to assume that the sign was placed in that exact location because that is where most employees spend their break time contemplating their safety at work.
https://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/08/15/the-most-dangerous-room-in-the-house/
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