Thursday, September 08, 2022

 

I went over the hill yesterday. I was in Costco and I was trying to get to the Bargain Bottled Water but a Jerk was blocking my way.

Costco always has a bargain on bottled water. For years it was 40 16.9 ounce bottles for $2.99. Inflation has now shot the cost up the price to $3.39 (above pic shows the Bargain Bottled Water display during a dollar off sale).

I was waiting to get back in to where the Bargain Bottled Water was but the aisle to the Bargain Bottled Water was being blocked because a young man and his cart were clogging up the aisle to the Bargain Bottled Water. Have you noticed that texting people get tunnel vision when they are sending a very important text message? Have you noticed that texting people think every text message is a very important text message?

I was probably looking at him like he was a jerk because he was a jerk. Another young man saw me and he saw the Hey Jerk You Are Blocking the Aisle to the Bargain Bottled Water look in my face. He must’ve misinterpreted my Jerk Look for Old Age Confusion Syndrome.

So he came up to me and said, “Sir, would you me to pick up a case of Bargain Bottled Water for you”.

He apparently thought I was so old that I Could Not Pick One Up or I was Over the Hill Confused.

It gives me solace to know that My Dear Readers do not think I Am Over the Hill...Or do they?

Would I kid u?
Smartfella