“Woman” Ain’t In There

I see where one of the candidates for President of the Good Ole USofA said that the word “woman” is not in the Constitution. After having said that he seemed pretty pleased with himself. Maybe he looked so smug because he had just demonstrated that his staff knows how to use the Find and Replace Feature in Microsoft Word.

I decided to use Find and Replace to look up the word “Man” and here is what I found… The word “Man” is not in the Constitution either.

To be perfectly honest the 3 letters that are used to make up the word “Man” are in there…

Ø They are used in the word “manner” 11 times.

Ø They are used in the word “commander” 1 time.

Ø They are used in the word “demand” 1 time.

Ø They are used in the word “Gilman” 1 time.

Ø They are used in the word “Sherman” 1 time.

Ø They are used in the word “manufacture” 1 time.

Ø They are used in the word “emancipation” 1 time.

I wonder if this waste-of-time research makes me look as smug as the candidate looked smug when he revealed the results of his staff’s Find and Replace Research.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: Dear Mr. Candidate, don’t feel badly. The words “silly”, “foolish” and “smug” are not in the Constitution either.