More from My Park…
Children’s Playground
We are all in mortal danger!
As you know from my earlier Blog Posting the Playground at
my park has been closed and Police Tape had been attached to trees along its
perimeter to let all of us know that entering was forbidden.
Since then the Banned Children have been coming up to their Forbidden
Playground and staring longingly at where they used to have fun. I have seen
many a tear shed during these staring sessions.
Yesterday as I was walking past the Empty Playground a Forbidden
Child went up to the Banned Playground so he could stare and be unhappy and he
saw that the Safety Tape was no longer making the Playground Safe because it had
fallen down to the ground.
I was shocked as the little fellow turned and ran towards
his Mother screaming, “Get back! We are
in danger! The Police Tape fell down and the germs are getting out!”
Yes, I made up the Terrified Child and his Terrified Terror and what he said to his Mother…Or
did I?
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Pavilion
The Park Pavilion has been made safe for all of us by
putting up Police Tape and then they removed the 10 to 12 Picnic Tables where
we used to sit and spew germs at each other.
Now if you go inside the Police Tape you are subject to
Arrest, Imprisonment (up to 60 days) and a Fine (up to $1,000).
It must’ve been a real chore to move all those picnic
benches. They were all one piece with the table and the seats on each side
connected and they were extra long and very heavy.
I think they could’ve probably gotten the same result by
smearing Jell-O all over the tables and benches and leaving them in place.
I apologize. The Jell-O came out of my Self-Isolated Bored
Mind. I admit it is not practical…Or is it not?
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This picture below is an add on that has nothing to do with my
Keep-My-Heart-From-Attacking-Me Park. I did it because I was concerned that you
might not have gotten your money’s worth out of this Blog Posting…
3 comments:
I maybe jumping to conclusion here but I hope the 'fella' did carry some chalk with him during his visit to the park. Just think of how some grown human 30 years from now would tell the story about the playground turned into a crime scene by an invisible monster with the body outlines drawn to ward off the kids.
(before any of your liberal blog followers get their XXXXies in a wad, this is what is know as Battlefield Humor or Gallows Humor. I really do take this seriously.)
Brings back tears thinking of the huge tree in Audubon Park. What have the PC police done to it?
Your comments are a breath of fresh air in the age of fake news.
Oh, Smartfella, thank you immensely. You have solved a very troubling problem for me. I have been raking my brain trying to come up with a solution for when I run out of food at home and need other isolation or quarantine for a couple months. Now I know to just go to the pavilion in your park, linger there for a while until I am noticed by the police. Then I will get bed and board in a neat little place - all for just being there at the right time. Thank you, thank you!!
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