Saturday, October 24, 2020

Nasty Electronics Store

In a local electronics store near where I live there is a piano that appears to play itself.

Being sly, cunning and alert, I am one of the very few who knows why the piano appears to play without a piano player playing the piano. It’s because there is an invisible man playing that piano.

The nasty part is that, for the invisible man to be invisible, he has to be naked. If he were not naked you would see his clothes.

I refuse to bring my grandchildren into this nasty store. I am not going to expose my grandchildren to naked people out in public like that!

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

1 comment:

Bobby Tony said...

I know exactly what you mean. If we could see the man we would surely be able to call him a “player” in the urban slang context. Thankfully, since we can’t see him we just have to call it a “player piano”

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/player