- Five people were into building homemade dynamite-like explosive devices in the basement of their unassuming home.
- Some of their handiwork, like wick-fed seven-inch tubes packed with explosives, nails and screws were specifically constructed to do great bodily harm.
- Four of the entrepreneurs (including a grandmother of 10 and a great-grandmother of 14) were driving around with two of their bad things in their car when police stopped them, searched the vehicle and found their deadly cargo.
- Back at their unassuming home police also found Molotov Cocktails.
- Police stopped them because their vehicle had a suspicious homemade drive-out tag on it.
- They were stopped for an Improper Registration Violation.
Do you see what went wrong in their endeavor? If you are going to carry around such things, DO NOT CALL ATTENTION TO YOUR VEHICLE!
I am days away from publishing my first Foolishness…Or Is It? book. (You will be able to buy it on Amazon.com shortly). I have already been toying with the idea of going right into Volume 2 but I just may have to start directing my mediocre talents toward a Handbook For Evil Doers. One of my first bits of advice will be, Be Very Sneaky.
First a title for my Self-Help Manual…
Dos and Don’ts for Evil Doers
A Step-By-Step Plan of Action for Creating
Maximum Destruction and Mayhem.
Would I kid u?
2 comments:
You book title just popped up on our screens here at the station. The words "creating maximum destruction" did the trick. The chief immediately put a team together, they'll know everything about you icluding what you had for breakfast today by quitting time. Oh, it is an around-the-clock surveillance team, so there wont be any quitting time. Don't turn around fast, nobody likes to be caught tailing you!
Your friend at the FBI
better be careful with that handbook....you could have agents knowcking at your door looking to arrest your self
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