Why Do We Care About Them? Who Are These People Anyway?

None of these people in these headlines below know who I am, I have never heard of most of them and I don’t really care what they do.

I am hip (or am I?) enough to know that millions of adoring fans devour headlines and articles about Celebrities and can’t get their fill of more of what they do with their time, lives and marriages.

Here are some Celebrity Headlines that I came across the other day when I started looking around the edges of an article on the Internet that I was actually interested in…

• Kaia Gerber Is Closing Out 2019 With Her Shortest Haircut Yet!
• Bella Hadid Just Hit the Beach in a Seriously Revealing One-Piece Swimsuit!
• Demi Lovato and New Boyfriend Austin Wilson Enjoy Date Night at Disneyland!
• Porsha Williams' Fiancé Dennis McKinley Says Her Postpartum Depression Drove Him to Cheat!
• Baby Girl on the Way! Siesta Key's Alex Kompothecras and Girlfriend Alyssa Salerno Expecting Their First Child!
• Halle Berry Kicks 2020 Off In A Swimsuit With Soaking-Wet COLD Shower, Then Challenges You To Do The Same!
• Jennifer Aniston Wows in Black String Bikini On Mexico Beach!
• Jennifer Aniston's Secret to Perfect Hair While Traveling, According to Her Colorist!
• Jennifer Aniston Celebrated New Year's in Mexico with Close Pals Jason Bateman and Jimmy Kimmel!

I have heard about Halle Berry and Jennifer Anniston but I have not heard of any of the rest of them.

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Do you think these Celebs would care about these headlines below hanging around the edges of Internet Articles they were actually interested in reading?...

• Fella just ate a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch.
• All heads were turning as Fella walked the beach today in his new Dudley Do-Right swim suit.
• Fella played 2 hours of intensive tennis yesterday and he amazed all his playing partners because he was able to hit 3 good shots before he headed to the showers.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: Do any of you have Dudley Do-Right’s phone number? I want to call him and tell him to sue this impostor: http://dudleydorightct.com/