Call Him By His First Name

You know Mitt Romney’s ancestors spent lots of time in Mexico. In Spanish heritage countries they have very long names. It is not uncommon to see someone named, Don Miguel Francisco Gonzales Dejesus Fernandez.

It has now become obvious that Mitt Romney has more names than “Mitt” and “Romney”. Ever since the Republican Primary Season has ended I hardly ever hear him called simply “Mitt Romney”. He is now...

Presumptive Nominee Mitt Romney

I wonder if he gets elected president...

• Will he then be called by his first name, “President Presumptive”?
• Will his critics write such things as, “President Presumptive has Perched this country on the Precipice of a Perilous Pitfall”.
• When it gets hot and heavy in cabinet meetings will cabinet members say something like, “Ahhh come on, Presumptive, you gotta be reasonable about this here budgetary crisis!”

Would I kid u?