The Money Is Rolling In

Each day I am being bombarded by ads on radio and television about how I can save $300 to $500 just by changing Auto Insurance Companies. This got me to “thinking” (I’ve got to stop doing this … I think).

If I can save just by changing, it will take about six to seven changes and I will find myself being paid to insure my car.

This could be a real economic boon to Car-Owning America but it will not be as simple as it now appears once the boon gets to booming. We will most certainly need Federal Intervention…

• We cannot have a situation where too many people pick the same company to be their last company because that is the one that will have to send a check (or an Electronic Funds Transfer).
• If this were to happen, that unlucky company would go out of business very quickly.
• The Federal Government will have to step in and set up a Computerized Rotational Last Company Selection Regulation (CRLCSR).
• This will bring order to a process that might otherwise become very chaotic.

Can’t you just hear one of our Congressmen saying…
“Once again Congress has come to the aid of the Folks Back Home! Without our timely action on this issue, some of our Auto Insurance Companies would have gone out of business very quickly. This legislation will insure that the all go out of business very slowly”.

Now is that not a lot better?

Would I kid u?