Monday, December 19, 2022

What Is A Tesla?


Where Did He Ever Get The Name Tesla For His Car?

Elon was Little Elon in South Africa when he said to himself, “When I start producing my Electric Car I’m going to name it after a Famous and Gifted Unknown Inventor”.

I got a bit carried away when I made up the Bolded Print above. Elon’s mystery man wasn’t really that unheard of when Little Elon was still little. It’s just that today we are more interested in “important” things like Football and Smartphones. Actually, the Smartphone could tell us all about Nicola Tesla but we are too busy Googling them to find out useless information about Football.

Didya notice I just snuck in the namesake of Elon’s car? Yes, he named his car after Nicola Tesla because Elon is a smart inventor and he knows about smart inventors from way back when Thomas Edison was getting all the kudos for inventing darn near everything worth inventing.

I’m not holding it against Nigel Cawthorne that he has never read my little read book. I’m just started reading his read his book because he wrote about this very interesting man who has a car named after him...


Tesla: The Life and Times of an Electric Messiah

by 

Nigel Cawthorne

Despite being incredibly popular during his time, Nikola Tesla today remains largely overlooked among lists of the greatest inventors and scientists of the modern era. Thomas Edison gets all the glory for discovering the light bulb, but it was his one-time assistant and lifelong arch nemesis, Tesla, who made the breakthrough in alternating current technology. Edison and Tesla carried on a bitter feud for years, but it was Tesla's AC generators that illuminated the 1893 World's Fair in Chicago; the first time that an event of such magnitude had ever taken place under artificial light. Today, all homes and electrical appliances run on Tesla's AC current.

Born in Croatia in 1856, Tesla spoke eight languages and almost single-handedly developed household electricity. During his life, he patented more than 700 inventions. He invented Electrical Generators, FM Radio, Remote Control Robots, Spark Plugs and Fluorescent Lights. He had a Photographic Memory and did Advanced Calculus and Physics Equations in his head.

Nikola Tesla was the ultimate mad scientist. Like many other geniuses throughout history, Tesla was wildly eccentric. He was prone to nervous breakdowns, reported receiving odd visions in the middle of the night, spoke to pigeons, and occasionally thought he was receiving electromagnetic signals from Mars. If he'd lived today, he'd likely be diagnosed with an obsessive compulsive disorder: he hated round objects and disliked numbers that weren't divisible by the three.

I don’t expect it to be an easy read like my Little Read Book is an easy read but I’m going to do my best to get through it because I’ve been told the book costs a lot less than one of Big Elon’s Cars.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Sunday, December 18, 2022

It Took So Long To Overturn Roe vs. Wade Because the Backers of Repeal Were So Few and Far Between...Or were they so few?

Actually the March for Life Movement has been vibrantly active on all over the Good Ole USofA since 1974, however, there has been little Press Coverage given to the Marches.


You've got 45 Seconds. Take 45 Seconds and watch this Time Lapse Video of the most recent Washington D.C. March on January 21, 2022... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMKP2oqQRP0

The Washington D.C. March is only one of many held each year. In 2023 25 Marches are planned in 18 Locations (States, Canada and Washington D.C.). There may be less planned in 2023 since Roe was overturned in 2022 but I could not locate listings other years on the Internet, so I could not make a comparison... https://www.kofc.org/en/what-we-do/faith-in-action-programs/life/march-for-life-dates-times.html

Also there have been many Marches outside of the United States. I found this quote from an article published May 19, 2016: “In recent weeks, marches have been held in Ottawa and Victoria, Canada; Birmingham, United Kingdom; Prague; Rome; Brussels; Lima, Peru; Lisbon, Portugal; Zagreb, Croatia; and in over 40 cities across Colombia!  (Marches are also held in France, Mexico, and Ireland. Let us know if we missed any!)”

Since 2002, the annual Marcha por la Vida in Lima has been held March 25, the Day of the Unborn Child. The Archdiocese of Lima has organized the march since 2013, each year welcoming more than 100,000 participants. The most recent march in 2016 attracted over 750,000 — the largest event in Peruvian history...


Year after year they have not been kidding u!

Smartfella

Thursday, December 15, 2022

How Dare You Say That?!


It’s Silly Time (not funny time) In the Good Ole USofA

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If Our Founding Fathers Had Wanted This Country To Have Freedom Of Speech, They Would Have Put It Into The Constitution!

On November 29, 2022 an opinion piece was published by attorney Robin Keller in which she described how she lost her job at a large law firm after daring to speak up in favor of the Dobbs Decision which had recently overturned Roe vs. Wade.

She got in all this hot water for expressing her opinion on a conference call explicitly called to allow staffers to discuss the Supreme Court’s Decision...

Ø The conference call was billed as a “safe space” for women at the firm to discuss the Dobbs Decision. 

Ø Everyone else who spoke on the call was unanimous in her anger and outrage about the Dobbs Decision.

Ø Keller was the only one who spoke up to offer a different view.

Ø She noted that many jurists and commentators believed Roe had been wrongly decided.

Ø She said that the court was right to remand the issue to the states.

Ø She added that she thought abortion-rights advocates had brought much of the pushback against Roe on themselves by pushing for extreme policies.

Ø She referred to numerous reports of disproportionately high rates of abortion in the black community, which some have called a form of genocide.

Ø She said she thought this was tragic.

The other conference call participant’s outrage was immediate...

Ø The next speaker called her a racist and demanded that she leave the conference call.

Ø Other participants said they “lost their ability to breathe” on hearing her comments.

After more of the same, she hung up.

Someone made a formal complaint to her Law Firm...

Ø Later that day, the Law Firm suspended her contracts.

Ø Then her contact with clients was cut off.

Ø She was removed from the email and document systems.

Ø All U.S. personnel were emailed saying that a forum participant had made “anti-Black comments”.

Ø She was suspended pending an investigation.

Ø The firm also released a statement to the legal website Above the Law bemoaning the devastating impact her views had had on participants in the forum (most of whom were lawyers participating in a call convened expressly for the purpose of discussing a controversial legal and political topic).

Ø Someone leaked her name to the press.

She filed her own complaint with her firm’s general counsel’s office alleging that the firm and those who had attacked her on the call had violated the company’s anti-harassment policy by publicly labeling her a racist.

Her firm hired another firm to conduct an outside investigation...

Ø Three weeks later she received a letter stating that the firm had concluded that her reference to comments labeling black abortion rates genocide was a violation of the firm’s anti-harassment policy.

Ø No mention was made about the fact that this view has been expressed by numerous mainstream black and white commentators.

Ø Her complaint to her firm’s general counsel’s office was dismissed.

Ø Her contracts with the firm were terminated.

Ø After a 44-year unblemished career, she was not only fired but blackballed by other firms wary of courting controversy. 

Keller said she wasn’t surprised by the response of some of the people on the call but she was surprised how quickly the firm itself kowtowed to a woke faction inside its workforce.

Her firm thought her views were “problematic” and therefore she deserved to be out of work.

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Are you thinking to yourself, what’s going on here? Fella is here to tell you what’s going here...

We are entering a period in our Former Free Speech Country where this kind of Foolishness, with a capital “F”, is becoming the Unwritten Law of the Land. Here is our future...

Ø A meeting is announced extending invitations to a Fact-Finding Conclave to discuss The Future of the Widget.

Ø The invitation says, “We need your input about this very important subject. Please be candid because a lot depends on the decisions reached at this Fact-Finding Conclave”.

Ø Before the meeting the invited attendees will be told which Opinions they should bring to the Fact-Finding Conclave. It will be explained that these Opinions are to be embraced in the Fact Finding Conclave as their own Opinions because these Opinions are aligned with the Opinions of those who had called the Fact-Finding Conclave into session.

Ø The final message to the invitees is quoted here, “If for a moment those of us who have called this Fact-Finding Conclave into session did not think that your Opinion was not our Opinion we would never have invited you to our Fact-Finding Conclave to express our Opinion”.

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Fella Advice: If you are included in any of these Fact-Finding Conclaves and you have an Opinion that is in contradiction to the Opinion the Fact-Finding Conclave was convened to affirm, Fella recommends you should keep that Opinion to yourself until everyone else has left the Fact-Finding Conclave Conference Room. Then you will be free to speak out Your Own Stupid Opinion to the empty Fact-Finding Conclave Conference Room.  

If you do not heed Fella’s advice and you speak out before the Fact-Finding Conclave Conference Room has been emptied out, then the Opinion Affirmation Seekers will hear you say Your Own Stupid Opinion.

Saying Your Own Stupid Opinion where it can be heard by others may get you labeled a Stupid Stuff Sayer and you will be putting your career, your financial well being, your marriage, your children’s college education (this might be a plus) and the finances necessary to be able to afford trips to isolated beaches where you can feel free to express yourself out loud and no one can hear you say Stupid Stuff.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: If you think I made this source article up, here is the link to the article so you can Read All About It ... https://www.wsj.com/articles/no-dissent-allowed-at-hogan-lovells-abortion-dobbs-roe-v-wade-meeting-safe-space-forum-genocide-lawyers-outrage-11669753147?st=vkmfw2vn0x0djcy


Tuesday, December 13, 2022

 

Today it was my pleasure to be visited by Forest Gump. He is a interesting fellow but he sure has a One-Track Mind. All he ever says is, "Stupid Is As Stupid Does". That could get old fast but it was OK because I was in the process of writing this Blog Posting and that fit right in with the direction in which my creative juices were flowing.

We just bought our first Keurig Coffee Brewer. As with anything we buy today we are covered up with Warnings. If you forgot how covered up we are, you might want to re-read my Blog Posting from a short while ago about my Battery Powered String Trimmer... https://forii.blogspot.com/2022/11/i-have-turned-into-scaredy-cat.html

Why is the above picture sideways? That’s to make the point of how Stupid the Keurig Coffee Brewer Makers think we are. One of the warnings with this Keurig Coffee Brewer is:

Use Brewer In Upright Position Only

I don’t want to call my fellow Keurig Coffee Brewer Owners stupid but the makers of the Keurig Coffee Brewers sure think the people who buy their Keurig Coffee Brewers are Stupid, if they give into their Lawyers and tell their buyers not to be this Stupid.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella



Monday, December 12, 2022

Do You Think I Am Stinking?

 

In Addition To Being The Noticer I Also Know What My Readers Are Thinking

There are 56 (and counting) of my Dear Readers who think I am Stinking Rich because I have had 249,040 View of my Blog, however, all 56 of you (and counting) are wrong in your Thinking about me Stinking.

You are correct in thinking that I can make money off my Blog but you might be surprised about how much money I am making, provided you are one who is surprised about Small Numbers.

So Far In 2022 I Have Made $10.84

Go ahead, all 56 of you (and counting), admit you were incorrect in thinking I am Stinking.

Said another way, I Stink Not!

Would I kid u?

Smartfella


Friday, December 09, 2022

Final Notice...Or is it?

 

If you are like me the daily mail comes in each day chock full of opportunities to spend (throw away?) your money...

Ø Political contributions

Ø Contributions to children’s hospitals

Ø Contributions to the people devastated by the most recent hurricane

Ø Contributions to military organizations

Ø Extended car warranties

Ø Contributions to send My Pillow Slippers to the homeless in San Francisco

Ø Political contributions

Ø Contributions to keep Jews from starving to death in Israel

Ø Extended home warranties

Ø Contributions to research for every kind of disease you can imagine

Ø Political contributions

Ø Chances to win stuff

Ø Requests to buy my house

Ø Contributions to the people who are going to be devastated by the next hurricane

Ø Political contributions

Many annoying envelopes like Extended Home Warranties and Extended Car Warranties tell me that this is their Final Notice to me. They threaten me that, if I don’t give them my money now, they will not take my money later.

There was a time in my Silly past where I actually thought to myself...If I give them money now they will take me off their list. Little did I know that the Next Time Letter was already in the mail as I was writing my check in response to the This Time Letter.

I wish I could sue them for Envelope Falsification or Excruciating Annoyance or Unnecessary Wear and Tear on My Shredder.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella


Wednesday, December 07, 2022

A Doctor Deciding What Sex To Put On The Birth Certificate Used To Be Easy. Take A Look. Write It Down. That Was Then. This Is Now. It’s Not So Easy Anymore.


My last Blog Posting talked to you about Palm Springs and San Francisco’s Guaranteed Income for Trans People Programs. Mostly it talked about San Francisco’s Free Money Program. San Francisco’s Program asks the applicants to specify their Gender Options and actually lays out in great detail more than 130 Gender Options for them to choose from.

Knowing that my Dear Readers would love to inform themselves about all of this craziness I have spelled out a chunk of it for your Enjoyment, Education and Confusion...

Trans Status (Check all that apply):

Ø Transgender

Ø Non-Binary

Ø Gender Non-Conforming

Ø Intersex

Ø None of the above

Pronouns (Check all that apply):

Ø She/her/hers

Ø He/him/his

Ø They/them/theirs

Ø It/its/its

Ø Co/co/cos

Ø Zie/zim/zis

Ø Ze/hir/hirs

Ø Xe/xem/xyrs

Ø Ey/em/eirs

Ø E/em/eirs

Ø Per/per/pers

Ø Fae/faer/faers

Ø Ae/aer/aers

Ø Tey/ter/ters

Ø Ve/ver/vis

Ø No pronouns/just name

Ø Declined

Ø Not listed __________________

Gender Identity (Check all that apply):

Ø Cis-gender woman

Ø Woman

Ø Transgender Woman

Ø Woman of Trans experience

Ø Woman with a history of gender transition

Ø Trans feminine

Ø Feminine-of-center

Ø MTF (male-to-female)

Ø Demigirl

Ø T-girl

Ø Transgirl

Ø Sistergirl

Ø Cis-gender man

Ø Man

Ø Transgender man

Ø Man of Trans experience

Ø Man with a history of gender transition

Ø Trans masculine

Ø Masculine-of-center

Ø FTM (female-to-male)

Ø Demiboy

Ø T-boy

Ø Transguy

Ø Brotherboy

Ø Trans

Ø Transgender

Ø Transsexual

Ø Non-binary

Ø Genderqueer

Ø Agender

Ø Xenogender

Ø Fem

Ø Femme

Ø Butch

Ø Boi

Ø Stud

Ø Aggressive (AG)

Ø Androgyne

Ø Tomboy

Ø Gender outlaw

Ø Gender non-conforming

Ø Gender variant

Ø Gender fluid

Ø Genderfuck

Ø Bi-gender

Ø Multi-gender

Ø Pangender

Ø Gender creative

Ø Gender expansive

Ø Third gender

Ø Neutrois 6

Ø Intergender

Ø Maverique

Ø Novigender

Ø Two-spirit

Ø Hijra

Ø Kathoey

Ø Muxe

Ø Khanith/Xanith

Ø X-gender

Ø MTX

Ø FTX

Ø Bakla

Ø Mahu

Ø Fa’afafine

Ø Waria

Ø Palao’ana

Ø Ashtime

Ø Mashoga

Ø Mangaiko

Ø Chibados

Ø Tida wena

Ø Bixa’ah

Ø Alyha

Ø Hwame

Ø Lhamana

Ø Nadleehi

Ø Dilbaa

Ø Winkte

Ø Ninauposkitzipxpe

Ø Machi-embra

Ø Quariwarmi

Ø Chuckchi

Ø Whakawahine

Ø Fakaleiti

Ø Calaba 7

Ø Questioning

Ø I don’t use labels

Ø Declined

Ø Not Listed: __________________________

Sexual Orientation (Check all that apply):

Ø Aromantic

Ø Asexual

Ø BDSM/Kink

Ø Bisexual

Ø Demisexual

Ø Dyke

Ø Faggot

Ø Gay

Ø Lesbian

Ø Non-monogamous

Ø Pansexual

Ø Polyamorous

Ø Queer

Ø Same-Gender

Ø Loving

Ø Skoliosexual

Ø Heterosexual (Straight)

Ø T4T (Trans 4 Trans)

Ø Don’t Know

Ø Not Listed: __

The people who compiled the above lists are brilliant! They obviously come from a group of Deep Thinkers who are fundamentally opposed to putting their fellow Americans into Pigeon Holes.

Did you notice how they started each section of the listings with the opportunity for them to be all they can be by including these words, “Check all that apply”? It gives me great solace to know that these Flexible Gendered People are not forced to be rigid in their selection of who they think they really are at this point in their confused lives...

Ø For Trans Status: They do not have to pick only one of the choices...
>>>Instead of saying they are Intersex they can say they are Intersex and Gender Non-Conforming and None of the above.

Ø For Pronouns: They do not have to pick only one of the choices...
>>>Instead of saying they choose to be addressed by Zie they can say they choose to be addressed as Zie and Cos and Declined.

Ø For Gender Identity: They do not have to pick only one of the choices...
>>>Instead of saying they choose Women of Trans Experience they can say they choose to be a Women of Trans Experience and Cis-Gender Man and Declined.

Ø For Sexual Orientation: They do not have to pick only one of the choices...
>>>Instead of saying they choose BDSM/Kink they can say they choose to be a BDSM/Kink and Same-Gender and Don’t Know.

Note I gave examples of three selections each but the real beauty of all of this is they can choose 1 or 2 or 3 or any number more than 3!

The only choice I can see that is missing is, All Of The Above.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: If you care to read all about it, the link to all of it is...

https://www.giftincome.org/_files/ugd/40a234_fa065a88cf9b481bbae6e47c5598270c.pdf

 

 

 

Tuesday, December 06, 2022

It Is Absolutely Crazy That They Say We Are Crazy For Thinking They Are Crazy

 

In April of 2022 Palm Springs, California started giving Guaranteed Income to Trans Gender Residents. Fella wonders if there are other groups as deserving of Free Money as much as Trans People are deserving of Free Money?...

Ø Why not give money to adults who were former children who were bullied in Grammar School?

Ø Why not give money to the descendants of Albanians killed in 1912 and 1913 by Serbia and Montenegro? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacres_of_Albanians_in_the_Balkan_Wars.

Ø Why not give money to people with spaces between their front teeth?

Thank heaven Palm Springs is the only place where Silly People live.

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Oops! Looks like I spoke too soon...

Not to be out done by Palm Springs, on 11/17/22 San Francisco launched a campaign to prove that it can be just as Silly as Palm Springs.

Did you just say Fella is being Foolish to say that San Francisco is being Silly? OK, Smarty Pants, here are bullets from an article about San Francisco’s Free Money for Trans Program which will serve as proof of which I speak...

  • This week, San Francisco launched a guaranteed income program for transgender residents to receive payments each month for up to 18 months. 
  • Mayor London Breed announced Wednesday that the Guaranteed Income for Trans People (G.I.F.T.) Program will provide transgender people with $1,200/month for a year and a half.
  • We know that our trans communities experience much higher rates of poverty and discrimination, so this program will target support to lift individuals in this community up, Breed said in a statement. We will keep building on programs like this to provide those in the greatest need with the financial resources and services to help them thrive.
  • According to the Guaranteed Income for Transgender People Program G.I.F.T. website, the City will prioritize transgender, non-binary, and gender non-conforming people of color who are homeless, or living with a disability or chronic illness, or an illegal alien, and apply for the program.

Here are a couple of news article links to dissuade you from thinking I made up this Foolishness... https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2022/11/17/san-fran-guaranteed-income-transgender-policy-n2616073

https://www.foxnews.com/us/san-francisco-launches-guaranteed-income-program-transgender-people

I could stop this Blog Posting right after the next paragraph taken from the second link above which will prove that I know of which I speak when I say These People Are Confused Crazy!...

According to its website, the program will prioritize the following demographics for enrollment: "transgender, non-binary, gender non-conforming, and intersex people who are also Black, indigenous, or people of color (BIPOC), experiencing homelessness, living with disabilities and chronic illnesses, youth and elders, monolingual Spanish-speakers, and those who are legally vulnerable such as TGI people who are undocumented, engaging in survival sex trades, ​or are formerly incarcerated."

Can anyone (including the Mental Midget who wrote the above paragraph) actually understand what this paragraph means?

The Mayor says the program will “provide those in the greatest need with the financial resources and services to help them thrive”.

Fella’s question is what if, at the end of 18 months, those chosen are not thriving enough? Will there be provisions established for them to extend their Free Money for a longer period of time until there is evidence that their Thriving will continue on until they know they have entered into a period of Ongoing Thriving?

Will the Free Money application have a final paragraph in it that goes like this...

At that point in the future when you decide you have enough Free Money and you are confident that your Thriving will continue for the rest of your life please notify us and we will stop giving you Free Money.

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My Dear Readers, don’t fight this. We all know that the Constitution of the United States of America plainly states...

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Thriving.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella