Instead, it is crammed into a small subdivision on a small
lot with a lot of other small lots and there are no horses nor horse stables to
be seen. Actually, the lot is so small it probably does not have room for a pony
or even a moped.
Fella got so curious about these houses that he put on his Potted
Plant Outfit, Googled to find out the name and address of one of the future
residents and he when over to see what he could find out about these home
buyers and what he found out was very interesting.
He arrived just in time to hear the future little house
owner vent his spleen about what he saw as a spleen-worthy venting issue when he
heard the agitated husband shouting at his cowering wife, “Have you seen
that big sign outside our future homesite’s front gate? That’s right it reads $1,100,000
And Up! When we contacted to build this home, I thought that $1,100,000 was
quite enough to spend but I no longer think that way! I’ll be darn if I am going
to be looked down on by my future snotty neighbors because I have the cheapest
house in the neighborhood! First thing in the morning I’m calling the builder
and directing him to squeeze in a $300,000 Jacuzzi right behind our $250,000 Lanai.
I only wish our lot had room for a $700,000 swimming pool!”
“And, sure as shooting, if he tells me that Jacuzzis do
not cost that much, I darn well will tell him I don’t care one hoot about what
a Jacuzzi really costs, just as long as he charges me at least $300,000!”
His cowering wife mumbled a question to him and that set him
off venting again, “You are right, Bubbles, I am also going to ask him what
a Lanai is!”
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
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