Monday, March 04, 2024

Why Do People Do That?

The Internet Is Wonderful! It will explain everything to you. It will allow you to learn about whatever you want to learn about whenever you are ready to lean about it.

For example: If you are like me, I’m sure you have a strong desire to be like me, you have often wondered about this one...Why Do People Get Tattooed? Thanks to me, with the help of the Internet, you are about to find out Why People Get Tattooed...

People get tattoos for various reasons, such as for artistic, cosmetic, sentimental, religious or spiritual reasons, for family and to symbolize their belonging to or identification with particular groups, including criminal gangs or a particular ethnic group or law-abiding subculture. Tattoos can also be for attention, self-expression, artistic freedom, rebellion, a visual display of a personal narrative, reminders of spiritual/cultural traditions, sexual motivation, addiction, identification with a group or even drunken impulsiveness.

Have you ever seen a finer example of a waste of words? You can take your pick of any part of this explanation and think to yourself any one or all of these reasons to ignore what you just read and move onto some other endeavor where your time will be better spent...

Ø Who gives a chit!
i.e.: artistic freedom or identification with a particular ethnic group or rebellion.

Ø Huh?
i.e.: a visual display of a personal narrative or self-expression or cosmetic reasons.

Ø That’s stupid!
i.e.: for sentimental reasons or addiction or sexual motivation.

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When I saw the last one Even Drunken Impulsiveness it made me harken back to my youth (are you tired of hearing about my youth?) ...

When we were young and we saw a man (in those days it was always a man) with a tattoo it mean 2 things...

Ø He used to be in the Navy.

Ø One night, while in the Navy, he got drunk.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: There was a time, after people looked at their tattooed selves and started to cry, I thought there was a fortune to be made in Tattoo Removal Parlors. As of now, I’m not so sure that will ever happen.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Joe Palooka would never have a tattoo.