You Can Never Be Too Safe...Or can you never be?

Ahh, what a wonderful sight! Can’t you just picture it in your mind’s eye (whatever that is)? Two loving parents holding their breath as they watch their darling child struggle to take its first step. In the future there will be millions more steps but this is historic. The is The Big One because this is The First One!

But wait! Something is amiss in your Minds’ Eye. Something’s not right! Ahh ha! I see it! Today’s ever-protective two loving parents have taken steps to protect their darling child from injury. They surrounded their child with protection. For fear of their child falling and bumping something or other, they have equipped their child with a Helmet for its Head, Palm Pads for its Palms, Elbow Pads for its Elbows and Knee Pads for its Knees.

That’s all well and good...Or is it?

The picture below is Modern Child Protective America going to even more extremes...

Seat Belts Have Made Their Way Into The Baby Changing Stations of America’s Men’s Rest Rooms!...

Are We Really Afraid Junior Is Going To Fall Up Then Out Then Down From Of A Baby Changing Station In A Baby Fall Out Proof Men’s Rest Room?

The answer is, Yes! ... But should we be so afraid?

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: How long will it be before a Modern American Father, white as a sheet, is going to come rushing out of a Baby Fall Out Proof Men’s Rest Room crying out, “Call 911! I can’t undo the Baby Fall Out Prevention Protective Seat Belt and My Darling Child Is Beginning To Whimper!”