Thursday, April 15, 2021

New Category On Job Application Forms

 


When we apply for jobs we have to fill out forms. There is always a section that asks about your past or your present work history. The usual categories are always there. The one I have been using for the last 23 years is “Retired”.

There is a New Category on Job Application Forms today. It is “Resigned”...

Ø Texas Officer Resigns After Video Shows Him Toppling Teen

Ø Principal Resigns After Footage Of Him Shoving Student Surfaces

Ø Entire School Board Resigns After Getting Caught Mocking Parents

Ø Belfry Middle School Basketball Coach Resigns After Brawl

Ø Leader Of The UPF Resigns After Video Posted Mocking Him

Ø Florida High School Deputy Resigns After Not Engaging Shooter

Ø Argentina Minister Resigns After Vaccine Scandal

Ø Texas Mayor Resigns After Refusing To Help With Snowstorm

Ø Eli Lilly CFO Resigns After ‘Inappropriate’ Communications

Ø Lincoln Project Co-Founder Resigns From Board Amid A Deepening Crisis

Ø Indiana Republican Resigns Weeks After Winning Reelection

Ø Georgia Police Chief Resigns After Video Of Racist Conversation Surfaces

Ø White House Deputy Press Secretary Resigns, the Day After He Was Suspended For Issuing A Sexist And Profane Threat To A Journalist Seeking To Cover His Relationship With Another Reporter

Ø Controversial Jaguars Hire, Resigns

Ø Capitol Police Chief Resigns After Turbulent DC Protests

Ø Dodge County Attorney Resigns

Ø GOP Aide Resigns While Lashing Congressional Enablers Of This Mob

Ø Pro Football Team President Resigns

Ø CFO Resigns Citing 'Personal Reasons'

Ø Former Illinois House Speaker Resigns

I could go on but you have probably had enough. I know I have.

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The Internet never stops trying to help us. Are you considering the possibility of Resigning? The Internet has just what you need. Here is a plethora of Sincere, Personal or Heartfelt Resignation Letters that will let those you left back at work know you were Special.

There may be some duplication in these links but duplication is the life-blood of the Internet. Were it not for duplication, we would be able to read the entire Internet during the time it takes us to drink 3 beers...

Ø Respectful Resignation Letters

Ø Graceful Resignation Letters   

Ø Best Resignation Letter Examples

Ø Positive Letters of Resignation

Ø Sincere and Appreciative Resignation Letters

Ø Heartfelt Resignation Letters Tips and Examples

George Burns who said... “Sincerity - if you can fake that, you've got it made.” 

 

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

 

Lagniappe: Above I said, “Are you considering the possibility of Resigning?”, but in today’s world, you never know if you are going to be Resigning. I saw a news article on the Internet about a CEO of a major manufacturing firm who lives in Sacramento, CA who resigned because a Video surfaced on You Tube of a guy in Bangor, Maine who looked like him kicking a puppy.

Oops! When I make something up I usually remember to tell you I made that something up. This time I forgot to tell you I made up the above Lagniappe but you already knew that...Or did you? Actually, I have seen so many I did not make up that sound like this one I did not make up I am not sure if I made this one up...Or not. 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just learning about a "puppy licker" in Bangor reminds me of the Mason William poems of years gone by.

Ludwig said...

I am resigned to the fact that the world continues on its way in a handbasket ....