I Don’t Have Time to Write Blogs About All the Craziness Coronavirus Is Spewing At All Of Us

I have been at this since 2006 and I am pretty darn good at documenting Foolishness but lately I’m actually getting nervous there is another Smartfella out there blogging about Senseless Dorky Happenings more than I am and he is getting better at pointing out Vacuousness and/or drawing attention to Moronic Ideas than I am.

I feel like Butch Cassidy saying to the Sundance Kid, “Who is that guy?”

Here is the kind of Dim Witted Nonsense this Smartguy is coming up with...

Ø Coronavirus lockdown measures should not be lifted until vaccine found.
èWe are being told a vaccine could be a year or two away. Is he really telling us we should not generate any income for anyone until then? Now that is really Silly!

Ø Harvard Professor Calls Homeschooling Dangerous because it gives parents Authoritarian Control over their children.
èWhat’s going on? The next thing the Professor will be telling us is that parents do not know more about life than their children do! Now that is really Crazy!

Ø  The absence of tourists on beaches due to the Coronavirus Pandemic has left large piles of colorful shells spread across beaches.
èWoe is us! We can’t have Sea Shells on our beaches! Are we really supposed to do something about this? Don’t tell Congress. They will pass Coronavirus Stimulus #12 to pay bureaucrats to go pick up these colorful but dangerous sharp objects! Now this is really Dopey!

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Is this new Smartguy responsible for the Article I Saw About COVID Toes?...

COVID Toes are Purple and Swollen Toes that look as if they've been frostbitten and they may be the latest indication of a Coronavirus Infection.

Sometimes COVID Toes are itchy and sometimes they are painful and sometimes they are without any symptoms. 

What!? Are we now being told that, if we have no symptoms, we should worry because not having symptoms may be symptomatic of having unseen and unfeeling symptoms?

We are being told to Go See Your Doctor. This shows how out of touch these people who are telling us what to do are because they are not aware that most doctors have a Flashing Neon Sign on their door that reads, “If You Are Sick, Don’t Come In!” 

OK, based on the information Smartguy gave me above and I gave you above...

Ø If your feet are itchy, you may have COVID-19, therefore, you should Go See Your Doctor.

Ø If your feet are painful, you may have COVID-19, therefore, you should Go See Your Doctor.

Ø If your feet are not itchy and/or are not painful, you may have COVID-19, therefore, you should Go See Your Doctor.

Don’t blame me. All this confusion is coming to you from the Smartguy. Stick with me, I will never confuse you like he is doing...Or will I never?

Would I kid u?

Smartfella