I saw where some states are allowing Dog Hair Cuts but Humans are not yet allowed to go to a Barber Shop to get their Hairs Cut. Here is how you can get a Haircut in these states...
Go Into Your Barber Shop and Tell Your Barber That You Identify As a Dog
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
4 comments:
Have to check out what Petco charges for a trim and or cut may be more then $16 at barber shop.
No...No...You don't understand the power of identificationing!
You don't have to go to Petco or the Poochie Palace or to Camp Bow Wow.
You can go to your Barber Shop and identify to them that you are a dog today and they are required to cut your hair...Or is it your coat?
The most important thing is that you be made to feel comfortable with your new identity.
This thing is a growing crescendo!
Before we know it we will be able to go into a bank and pass a note to the teller saying we identify as a rich person and they will have to give us enough money to bring us to the point where we feel comfortable that we are a rich person and, therefore, verify that our identifying is, in fact, not Foolishness.
FellaO
Enjoyed this one!
I'm having fun with the one. Can I be a dog and go to the front of the line and not have to wait in my car.
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