What A Relief! I Now Know What I Am Going To Do With The Rest Of My Life.

I have achieved inner peace. From now on I’m going to search the Internet and Copy & Paste Zimmerman Headlines, put them into a listing and email them to you.

Here is the first installment...

• Did the forensics lie in the Zimmerman trial?
• The winds may be shifting in the Zimmerman verdict
• NAACP's Hilary Shelton reacts to Zimmerman acquittal
• Department of Justice at 'dead end' in Zimmerman case?
• George Zimmerman's Acquittal: Four Blunt Observations
• Prominent Black Feminist Author Compares George Zimmerman to Che Guevara’s Killer
• Was Nancy Grace's George Zimmerman comment racist?
• George Zimmerman's Attorney and Friend Speak Out
• Why 'Kill George Zimmerman' Facebook Pages Still Exist
• Zimmerman is a city in Sherburne County, Minnesota, United States.
• DOJ to Sanford, Fla. police: Hold on to Zimmerman evidence
• Zimmerman Trial: $33,000 spent on sequestered jurors
• New Black Panthers Offer $10K For George Zimmerman Capture
• Ted Nugent Wants George Zimmerman To Sue Trayvon Martin’s Parents
• George Zimmerman, Son of a Retired Judge, Has 3 Closed Arrests
• Zimmerman Medical Report Shows Broken Nose, Lacerations After Trayvon Martin Shooting
• In the George Zimmerman case, the jury has spoken
• George Zimmerman's brother apologizes for offensive tweets
• George Zimmerman was 'justified' in shooting Trayvon Martin, juror says
• Zimmerman's Parents in Hiding from 'Enormous Amount of Death Threats
• Jimmy Carter: George Zimmerman Jury 'Made The Right Decision'

Actually this Zimmerman Guy has been up to no good a lot longer than you think. This may have been the beginning of his troublemaking but I’m not sure if it was or not...

The Zimmermann Telegram (or Zimmermann Note) was a 1917 diplomatic proposal from the German Empire for Mexico to join the Central Powers, in the event of the United States entering World War I on the side of the Entente Powers. The proposal was intercepted and decoded by British intelligence. Revelation of the contents outraged American public opinion and helped generate support for the United States declaration of war on Germany.

That’s enough. I have decided that this is not a good idea. I am going to do something more useful. I am going to Watch Paint Dry.

That may not sound like a good way to spend the rest of my life to you. Actually it isn’t bad. One day the paint will be dry and I can stop watching it. The Zimmerman Headlines show every sign of Never Drying Up.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

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