Sunday, August 21, 2022

How to Get Rich in the Good Ole USofA (Or Anywhere Else)

Come up with an idea that promises to Make People...

  • Rich
  • Better Looking
  • Healthier

Come up with a TV Commercial where your Spokesman is...

  • An Imitation or a Real Doctor (The most important thing is that he wears a white coat when he speaks his prepared-for-him­-by-someone-smarter-than-he-is lines as if he knows of which he speaks)
  • A Sports “Hero”
  • A Celebrity

Come up with Believable Evidence that what you are selling is true...

  • Fake Believable Evidence is a perfectly good substitute for Fact Based Believable Evidence as long as it sounds Believable.

This Blog Posting will talk about getting Rich.


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For years now we have been seeing a TV Commercial that has been making a fortune for the people putting on a TV Commercial that is unbelievably unbelievable but people still believe it. Not a quote but this is what the Commercial pitches to us...

If You Buy Silver From Us, And If Silver Returns To Its All-Time High, You Are Gonna Be Rich

Here it is “proof” from one of their experts:

Silver has been known to experience Massive Price Swings. I expect Silver to reach $300 an ounce. 

Fella Question of the Day...If you buy their Silver you are going to be rich. If that is true, why don’t the selling people who already own the Silver now just keep it, and then when it goes past its $300 an ounce, they will be rich instead of you being rich?

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those who were around in the 1950’s will most likely remember Hadacol. It was sure to cure holes, moles and sore a—holes.

Turns out it was 12% alcohol which made it fly off the shelf in the Bible Belt.

They had a hard time coming up with a name but finally determined they hadi call It something!

Anonymous said...

Just change the pitch from silver to any stock broker, commodity or what have you and your message applies.