Tuesday, March 08, 2022

Please Allow Me To Display My Ignorance For All To See

Okay, I am out of my depth, I am uninformed, I don’t know what I am talking about, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JHH6iwgIek.


What am I so agitated about? Here is it...

Time Magazine told me that 8.8 Billion existing planets that are similar in size and temperature to Earth

How Do They Know That? That’s a lot of counting. 8.8 Billion is a lot of anything! That’s 8 Thousand 8 Hundred Million Planets. How Do They Know That?

The only way I will believe this is if Time Magazine can certify that they got this 8.8 Billion Number because 1 Million Bureaucrats with Clip Boards and Hand Clickers just got back from traveling throughout the Universe where they hand counted all 8.8 Billion Earth-Like Planets and Jimma Carter has certified their results.

I said I would believe it but I can’t believe it. Even after Jimma puts his Jimma Seal of Approval on the 8.8 Billion figure I am still going to be skeptical...

Don’t you think it is strange that the final number came out to Exactly 8.8 Billion?

I would feel better if Time Magazine had said "About 8.8 Billion Planets" but it did not so I hold onto my position that, If You Are Going To Venture Into the Unbelievable, You At Least Ought To Be Exact About It.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

 

 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Actually, I think sending all our bureaucrats out into space is a good idea, and while we are at it, let's send Jimma Carter with them.