Friday, March 11, 2022

Mr. Russia Threatens To Sink Uber

 

Did you just say, “What the heck is Fella talking about?”

Allow me to explain (in bullet point format)...

Ø Mr. Poland decides he wants to give jets to Ukraine.

Ø Mr. Russia contacts Mr. Poland and says, “If you give those jets to Ukraine I will consider it an act of war and I will destroy you!”

Ø Mr. Poland, being sly, cunning and alerts takes a step back to think about the Destroy Threat.

Ø Mr. Poland comes up with a very slick Plan of Action.

Ø Mr. Poland calls Mr. United States and says to him, “I will send the jets to your base in Germany and you can get them into Ukraine by whatever means you can come up with and then I won’t be destroyed”.

Ø Mr. United States says, “OK, I will have my pilots fly the jets into Ukraine”.

Ø Mr. Russia contacts Mr. United States and says, “If you fly those jets to Ukraine I will consider it an act of war and I will destroy you!”

Ø Mr. United States takes a step back and says, “I know what I will do. Ukrainians pilots know how to fly those jets. I’ll tell Mr. Ukraine to get his pilots to take Ubers from Ukraine to my base in Germany where the jets are and then his pilots can fly the jets back into Ukraine”.

Ø Mr. Russia contacts Mr. Uber and says, “If you ride those Ukrainian Pilots from Ukraine to where those Jets are in Germany, I will consider it an act of war and I will destroy you!”

Mr. Uber is not used to all of this and he sends an All Uber Tweet to all Ubers in Ukraine saying, “If you get a call from anyone in Ukraine who sounds like he has ever ridden in a car, has ever been struck by a car or he might be able to fly a plane, tell them you have a flat tire”.

My Dear Readers, now you know one of the interesting ways that History becomes History.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Interesting take as one of my fun jobs is driving for Uber/Lyft. I have been driving for over 5 yr. I only do it when Momma has too been many Honey Do’s or it’s a beautiful day.

Anonymous said...

Interesting take as one of my fun jobs is driving for Uber/Lyft. I have been driving for over 5 yr. I only do it when Momma has too many Honey Do’s or it’s a beautiful day.

Anonymous said...

Interesting take as one of my fun jobs is driving for Uber/Lyft. I have been driving for over 5 yrs. I only do it when Momma has to many Honey Do’s or it’s a beautiful day.