Fella Asked a Canadian Freedom Convoy Protestor this Question, “What Were Your Crimes & What Were Your Penalties?”

Well, Fella, I might as well take the time to answer the above Subject Question because I have nothing else to do but sit in this hotel room since I can’t check out of this hotel room because I can’t pay my hotel room bill.

As you know I was a Protestor in the Canadian Freedom Convoy. We Freedom Lovers have been accused of every Penalty Deserving Transgression you can imagine except Invading Ukraine. I hear tell that the Prime Minister is working on throwing that one in for good measure (whatever that means).

Last I heard these are our Crimes (in Bullet Point Format)...

Ø One of our leaders faces a Counseling to Commit the Offense of Mischief Charge.

Ø Our other leader has been charged with Counseling to Commit the Offense of Mischief, Counseling to Commit the Offense of Disobeying a Court Order and Counseling to Commit the Offense of Obstructing Police.

Ø Some of us have been charged with Having Smoke Grenades in Our Possession.

Ø Some of us have been charged with Fireworks in Our Possession.

Ø Some of us have been charged with Wearing Body Armor.

Ø Some of us have been charged with Causing the Police to Spend Money because they were trying to Control Our Protest.

Ø Some of us have been charged with Causing the Police to Spend Money because they were required to Watch Our Protest.

Ø Some of us have been charged with Causing Supply Chain Disruptions.

Ø  Some of us have been charged with causing a Police Officer to overreact and seriously injure a 49 year-old woman by running over her with his horse

Ø All of us will likely be Charged with Blocking Traffic.

Last I heard these are our Penalties (in Bullet Point Format)...

Ø The funds in our Checking Accounts have been confiscated.

Ø Our Credit Cards have been Canceled.

Ø We have had our Vehicle Insurance Canceled.

Ø We have had our Trucker Licenses Canceled.

Ø There are ongoing discussions about selling our trucks to reimburse the government for their expenses related to our protest.

Now do you see why I can’t (in Bullet Point Format)...

Ø Feed my children?

Ø Pay my mortgage?

Ø Make a living?

Ø Pay my hotel bill?

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Here is an excerpt (without the Snidely Whiplash picture) from a February 21, 2022 CNN Internet News Article...

Canadian authorities on Sunday froze the finances associated with certain individuals and companies believed to be involved in the ongoing protests in Ottawa, according to Mike Duheme, Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) deputy commissioner of federal policing.

The RCMP froze 206 financial products, including bank and corporate accounts; disclosed the information of 56 entities associated with vehicles, individuals and companies; shared 253 bitcoin addresses with virtual currency exchangers; and froze a payment processing account valued at $3.8 million, Duheme said at a news conference.

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Something to think about from Fella's Think About This Department...

If you are Convicted of Murder, when you ever get out of jail, you can write a check to pay for your Got Out Of Jail Celebration because your Checking Account was not Confiscated because of your Murder Conviction.

Did you just say you don’t believe this is true? ... Google It!

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe:

As a Canadian Citizen, you have the Right to Protest Government Policy and the Canadian Government has a Right to take away your Livelihood because you exercised your Right to Protest.

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