Saturday, August 28, 2021

Laws That Prove We Are Silly

The federal government has gone to a lot of trouble to pass laws requiring shippers to make sure that mail order items are received by the customer by the date promised by the shipper...

Ø How will the Feds know if it is or it is not received by the date promised?

Ø Are there bureaucrats with green eye shades and clip boards following the progress of each shipped item?

Ø Now you know why the sellers always say it will take 6 to 8 weeks for the product to arrive and then it arrives in about a week.

Ø Shippers are not silly but Congress is.

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The buying customer can dispute the charges if an item was bought on-line but it was never received by the buyer...

Ø We need a law for this?

Ø We are not capable of disputing charges for something not received without Federal Help?

Ø Without this law would we be saying things like this to ourselves?... ”Self, I did not get what I am being billed for. I sure wish there were a Federal Law that required sellers to actually give us what we order from them. Oh well, I guess I will send them a check for $500 but this sure does not seem fair”.

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Examples of Laws in My Home State of Georgia That Look Silly...

Ø It’s illegal to give a state senator a speeding ticket when the state assembly is in session in the State of Georgia.

Ø Spitting on sidewalks at night is not allowed in St. Mary’s, Georgia.

Ø The floor of a porno store must be smooth and none absorbent in Roswell, Georgia.

Ø It’s illegal for a chicken to cross the road in Marietta, Georgia.

Ø It’s illegal to say “oh boy” in Jonesboro, Georgia.

Ø It’s illegal to eat chicken with a fork in Gainesville, Georgia.

Ø It’s illegal to play catch with your son on the sidewalk in Dublin, Georgia.

Ø If you want to spit from a moving vehicle it must be a truck in Marietta, Georgia.

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Are you feeling superior to us people from Georgia? Before you get too full of yourself you ought to look up your own State of Residence...Y’all Are Probably Just as Silly as Us Georgians.

To see how Silly, click here... http://www.idiotlaws.com/

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

 


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