I was driving on my way to Walmart a couple of days ago and the Talk Show Host told of a previous caller who told the Talk Show Host that, even though he had been vaccinated, he was going to wear a COVID Mask for the Rest of His Life.
It was like a Miracle! After I got into Walmart I actually Saw That Guy! Don’t doubt me. At first I thought my mind was playing tricks on me, but after you read this Blog Posting, I know you will agree with me that It Was Him!
To illustrate my belief I have a picture of him. I know some of my Dear Readers are Blog Skimmers and they might miss seeing the obvious (obvious to me anyway)...
Ø Notice that the Rest of Life Mask Guy is wearing a Plastic Face Shield.
Ø Notice it is not just any Plastic Face Shield but it is a Deluxe Plastic Face Shield because it covers His Face and it Covers the Top of His Head.
Ø This protects Rest of Life Mask Guy from COVID Germs attacking from the front and from COVID Germs being Coughed at him by COVID Infected Birds Flying Over His Head.
Ø Obviously it would also prevent Rest of Life Mask Guy from being infected by germs that were coughed at him by NBA Basketball Players walking by him.
Ø In addition to the benefits already mentioned about the Deluxe Plastic Face Shield notice that Rest of Life Mask Guy is wearing a Regular COVID Face Mask.
Ø Notice that he is holding his Regular COVID Face Mask away from his face at the time I snapped his picture because he was having difficulty breathing because air was having a hard time getting through his Protective Barriers.
Ø Finally, he was wearing plastic gloves to make sure his hands were as well protected as his face was well protected.
I could kick myself for not having my Home Depot Contractors Tape Measure with me. If I had had it with me and I measured the distance between his mouth to the mouth of the person in front of him, I bet you it was Exactly 6 Feet.
My final proof it was Rest of Life Mask Guy is I followed him out of the store and for several miles as he went about going about. He always drove with 6 Car Lengths Between His Car and All Other Cars.
It must have been Rest of Life Mask Guy. Who else could it have been!?
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
1 comment:
It seems incredibly irresponsible of him to have his forearms exposed. They are left exposed and pose a double threat to society. First he could possibly touch someone or something that could transmit a micro-organ capable of deadly consequences. Next, there is no way for other shoppers, citizens of good health practices to know that HE, he could be the carrier of a micro-organ, bacteria, virus that could spread disease to the good health practice shoppers. This man could easily be Wuhan Wally.
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