More About Rest of Life Mask Guy

 A few days before I saw Rest of Life Mask Guy in Walmart I am now convinced I saw him driving past me as I was waiting to pull out onto Highway 120.

It must have been Rest of Life Mask Guy. Who else could it have been!?

Ø Every time I see a person driving in a car all by Himself with a Face Mask on I think to myself, “What is he afraid of? Is he trying to prevent himself from catching COVID from Himself?”

Ø As I was waiting to merge onto the highway I saw a car zip by going about 45 miles an hour with a Single Occupant Driver in it who had a COVID Face Mask on but this driver was different because his car was different.

The driver was driving a Convertible and the Convertible Top Was Down!

It must have been Rest of Life Mask Guy. Who else could it have been!?

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I could stop this Blog Posting here but I’m going to Silly Analyze the Rest of Life Mask Guy a bit more...

Ø Is he going 45 miles an hour because he believes he is outrunning COVID Germs because he read on the Internet that COVID Germs travel at only 40 miles per hour?

Ø Is he terrified because he believes COVID Germs are going to envelope him if he ever has to stop because he caught a Red Light?

Ø Is he running all Red Lights that catch him?

Ø Is it his plan to open his garage door at the maximum range of his Garage Door Flicker and close the garage door as soon as he screeches to a halt inside his garage?

Ø To pull this Garage Screeching to a Halt Maneuver and have enough time to get the garage door closed is he planning to increase his speed through his sub-division above 65 miles an hour?

Ø Is he not worried about children playing in his sub-division because he knows children have not been allowed to play outside since March 12, 2020?

This is exhausting! I am so glad I am not Rest of Life Mask Guy!

Would I kid u?

Smartfella