We are in a dangerous point in the history of the Good Ole USofA. We need to listen to and evaluate counter arguments but we can’t listen to the opposition’s counter arguments because...
Ø We Are Busy Printing Up Protest Signs
Ø Making Up Nifty Protest Rhymes
Ø Memorizing New Talking Points
Ø Perfecting Our Ability To Not Listen To What Our Opponent Is Saying While Preparing To Recite Our Next Brilliant Talking Point As Soon As Our Opponent Takes A Breath As He Rushes To Finish His Latest Lame Talking Point
The following scenario is Made Up Nonsense by Fella but it is also Disguised Truth. I am forced to disguise the truth because, if I did not disguise it, I would be accused of using a Logical and Defensible Talking Point which, in the minds of many of my fellow Americans, is not acceptable......
Ø Peter Fernerk is accused of killing Jud Pendergrass at 8:05pm on March 2, 2018 in Omaha, Nebraska.
Ø Mr. Fernerk is interviewed on TV about his whereabouts at 8:05pm on March 2, 2018.
Ø In his defense he offers the fact that at 8:05pm on March 2, 2018 he was making a speech about the Dangers of Eating Too Many Sesame Seeds to an audience 3,812 patrons in the Audrey Higgins Auditorium in Hartford, Connecticut.
Ø His televised address lasted from 7:32pm until 8:29pm; therefore, he could not possibly have been in Omaha Nebraska at 8:05pm on that very same night.
Immediately after he was done with his interview a demonstration began which demanded...
Ø He immediately be arrested for killing Jud Pendergrass at 8:05pm on March 2, 2018 in Omaha, Nebraska.
Ø The demonstrators had lots of Chants like…
>“Fernerk Is a Jerk”
>“Poor Jud Is Dead”
>“We Can’t Be Bothered With Truth That Is Not Our Truth”
>“There Is No Need For A Trial Because We Have An Accusation”
>“No Irrefutable Alibi Is Acceptable”
The leader of the demonstration was interviewed, as he continued to throw rotten tomatoes at passing cars...
Ø Question: Are you aware that Peter Fernerk was in Hartford at the time of the killing of Jud Pendergrass?
Ø Answer: It does not matter where he was because he is guilty and, even if he is not guilty, he ought to be guilty.
Ø Question: Did you listen to Peter Fernerk’s televised interview where he offered into evidence the evidence that he was in Hartford, Connecticut at the time of the killing and he has the sworn statements from 3,812 patrons who were in the audience and 17,256,336 viewers who watched his speech on television?
Ø Answer: It does not matter how many people saw him make that speech in Hartford, Connecticut because he is guilty and, even if he is not guilty, he ought to be guilty.
Ø Question: Has it ever crossed your mind that maybe this demonstration is ill advised and you ought to have cancelled it?
Ø Answer: There is no way this demonstration could have been cancelled because we had already printed up the protest signs.
Yea, I made all of the above silliness up...Or did I?
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
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